Meganite

Age: 21
From: Earth (seriously, lived in South America, Saudi Arabia - the works). Now in Texas.
Works at: The Energy Systems Lab at Texas A&M University
Enjoys: Puppies, Dragons, Dragon-puppies, and things not made of suffering.
Made: This Website.

Meganite has an atomic number of 638 and exists in a theoretical "ocean of stability" that physicists have unyet been able to create in laboratory environments. Meganite has a sweet odor, is colorless, but not tasteless, and is known to cause seizures in tiny children and short-haired terriers and dachsunds.

If you are afraid you may have ingested Meganite, be aware that you might be a cannibal and should contact poison control facilities immediately. Do not flush your eyes with water, this is a common mistake.

--Written by Lars

It may look like I don't have a lot of content, but I made this entire website! I also like to be mysterious... you might see me around.